By: Mark Lopez
Those who continue to read or subscribe to Rappler, please examine your lives and ask yourself this question --- am I a fool?
If the answer is NO, then do yourselves a favor.
Because as it turns out, RAPPLER is nothing more than a propaganda tool that tries so hard to disguise itself as an orange but is actually a banana (get the true colors?)
It has writers like Chay Hofilena who can't seem to understand the difference between blogging and destabilizing that she confuses one with the other while trying to be cute in being seriously ignorant.
There's also Pia Ranada who cleverly presents herself as fair but whose aroma of Roblesque idiocy stinks the room of press conferences. And just like a person with bad breath, she's the only one who is unaware of her own stench.
Finally, there's the master rappler herself, Maria Ressa, whose thesis on bots and trolls charmed the Liberace Party so much that it bankrolled anonymous FB pages like Silent no more and other similar sites to assist Rappler in countering the tidal wave of social media activism by real Filipinos.
For all her bravado and bravura in journalism, it turns out that Ressa is just a refined version of Kris Aquino --- the more she appears, the more eerily irritating she becomes.
And please Maria, get it into that head of yours that you don't own the internet.
It actually owns you and your stupid claim.
Which brings us to our conclusion --
We gather here tonight to celebrate and bid adieu to the one hit wonder called Rappler.
Like fake orgasm, this pretentious orc was only good until it was uncovered.
Requiem in pace...
UST Alumnus: RAPPLER is disguising itself as an orange but is actually a banana Reviewed by FilipiNews PH on Friday, January 27, 2017 Rating: